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Sammy Davis Jr. hits the ball 130 yards and his jewellery goes 150. – Bob Hope(On refusing to use a long-handled putter) If I’m going to putt and miss, I want to look good doing it. – Chi Chi Rodriguez(On John Daly’s driving power) Man! I can’t even point that far! – Gay BrewerHandicap: Read the rest of this entry »

(Offering playing advice) Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good. – Sam SneadThis is the 12th, the green is like a plateau with the top shaved off. – Renton LaidlawGerald Ford – the most dangerous driver since Ben-Hur – has made golf a contact sport. There are 42 golf courses Read the rest of this entry »

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd-pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. – Bob HopeWhen John Daly hits an iron he takes a cubic yard of Kent as well. His divots go further than my drives. – David FehertyA triple bogey is three strokes more than par, four strokes Read the rest of this entry »

Well, it has been five months since I updated this little corner of the web, the reason being it has been five months since I even looked at my bats (other than to move them out of the way when trying to get to stuff in the spare room that is). All that changed today though.My lovely, Read the rest of this entry »